Bruce Campbell, according to both IMDB and Wikipedia, is an American film & television actor. This is a bald-faced lie, as he is in fact the second coming of God.
Just The Facts
- Bruce Campbell is God. Don't act like you didn't know that.
- Bruce Campbell is famous for butchering hordes of zombies while Sam Raimi and his documentary crew film it.
- Bruce Campbell pondered becoming a professional wrestler but no one was able to perform a simple chinlock on him.
- Ignore the insane ramblings of Wikipedia, these are all the real true facts about Bruce Almighty. The real one, not the bendy douchebag.
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