Monday, November 22, 2010

Bruce Campbell |

Bruce Campbell, according to both IMDB and Wikipedia, is an American film & television actor. This is a bald-faced lie, as he is in fact the second coming of God.

Just The Facts
  1. Bruce Campbell is God. Don't act like you didn't know that.
  2. Bruce Campbell is famous for butchering hordes of zombies while Sam Raimi and his documentary crew film it.
  3. Bruce Campbell pondered becoming a professional wrestler but no one was able to perform a simple chinlock on him.
  4. Ignore the insane ramblings of Wikipedia, these are all the real true facts about Bruce Almighty. The real one, not the bendy douchebag.

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