Ash vs. Evil Dead will be having a marathon all next week on Starz's before the Jan. 2 airing the season finale.
Listen up, you primitive screwheads. I’ve got news for you: you ain’t watching anything but Christmas Story and Ash vs. Evil Dead before New Year’s Eve… and after the 25th, Christmas Story’s left town.
So settle down, grab your favorite chainsaw hand, and get ready to catch up on four and a half hours (that’s nine 30-minute episodes) of Bruce Campbell’s glorious chin. Beginning on Monday, Dec. 28 next week, Starz will be giving a daily three-episode fix of Deadites and decapitations all while leading up to the Ash vs. Evil Dead season finale on Saturday, Jan. 2.
That’s right, like an old beat-up Oldsmobile, Ash will be limping onto small screens with the first three episodes starting at 9pm ET/PT on Starz. The next day (Tuesday, Dec. 29), fans will get the fourth, fifth, and sixth episodes. And then on Wednesday, Dec. 30, the final three episodes will air starting at 9pm, all before the finale on Saturday.
Is that groovy enough for you? Just remember to get an axe before turning the TV on.